American Tank Girl Talks to Karl Rove:

Dedicated to Ste. Jeanne


heart - Tank Girl = Justice
DWB - Jet = Liberty
Karl Rove = Kesslee = Hate and Monopoly
Sarah Palin is the Madame
The Rippers = All the things Rove and crew have screwed up in America
Iced Tea- Sings backup

This is Tank Girl and Jet:


Tank Girl:





Take Girls speaks:

Tank Girl "They control most of the water,
and got all the power.
Oh, wait. One last thing.
My friends and me, we do not
suck up to Water and Power."

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Kesslee (Rove) says: "Look, you want to play, I'll play. And I'll win."

Tank Girl: "No. Not if it's Monopoly, cos I really kick ass at that game.

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Tank Girl talks Jet into escaping:

Jet: "Wait Wait! Look, nobody gets out of here without a clearance. We're all prisoners here. And if they catch you..."

Tank Girl: "Then - don't tell me - they'll take away my TV privileges? I'll live with it".

Tank Girl "To the Bat Tank!" (she and Jet go to escape).

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They meet up with the rippers:
Tank Girl is Laying with the rippers looking at a painting on the ceiling:

"It's one of Johnny Prophet's dreams. See how the people are all free, and the water just comes down from the sky and it don't cost nothin'. With flowers and rainbows. It's beautiful."
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But then they get recaptured by Rove a Second time:

Jet Gets her guns out too:




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Then they go find Sarah Palin
Tank Girl: NOW! EVERYBODY strap your guns… or I scrape off all her make-up.
[She moves in on the Madam's face with a razor, then pulls back in disgust.]
Tank Girl: This might take me a really long time.

Then she makes the Madame sing Cole Porter - The birds and the bees!

Tank Girl: Ladies, lock up your sons!
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But, Tank Girl has to go find Rove and free a little girl:

Tank Girl says to Rove: I'd rather her die than live as your slave. (that would be about America)

Tank Girl: [as Muhammed Ali] Oh, I'm so pretty. I'm-a gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!
Take that! And that!



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Tank Girl Sees' Rove with a missing arm: "There's somethin' about you that's different. I think it...(smiles)"

Rove in all nastiness says "I'll tell you what's different. I've lose my patience. And you've lost the fight."

Tank Girl Says to Rove: Nope "I win." And with a smile, she blows his circuits. He dies. We WIN!




Iced Tea Raps:

And there's no way
that you can fade her sun
Better recognise that she comes,
she comes correct, collect respect
And if not, you catch a broken neck
Buddy, look down,
your shirt's all bloody
Looks like she caught you with
the bad one for messin' with the mad one
She walks softly
but she carries a big gun!
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It's the American People, that carried that big gun, to protect her when needed, and as votes to the ballot box to win! For AMERICA!

Tank Girl Speaks!

graham[/size]4anything' date='Nov 10 2008, 05:34 AM

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now that's not fair to say I don't have a sense of humor.

Well then good man, check the under the cushions, look down your square pants, check up your nose, call Scooby Doo, he'll sniff it all out and give it back you ya!

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But liberals don't think war is funny. (you are an odd liberal like you joke about)...

HA! She's soooo unusual! So odd! Oh yeah, especially on even days!

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You don't want to end one war and start another.

Betelgeuse: Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose. The war against the Roves never ends.

Whatcha gonna do, let em eat you for breakfast?

Get UP! Punch em in the nose. Kick em out of DC! Send em PACKING! Bring the UHAUL...Destination oblivion! YEAH! YEAH! OOOOOHHHHHHH YYYYEAAAAAHHH!! Doo-wap, Doo-wap, and BOOP BOOP BE DOOP!

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Didn't you listen to Rev. King?

Yes, but it's not as much fun as Tank Girl

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Years ago, back in the 60s remember someone really annoyed me, and well, a good lesson would have been for someone to punch that guy in the nose.
But you know what he said to me?
Nah nah nah nah nah, you won't hit me, because you don't believe in violence, so cmon, hit me

Must have been Johnny Bravo!

But I'll hit you if you say please?

When you're ready to go hug Rove I'll go with you...but only to watch! When your done with your hugs, me and Jet will snap his....ummmm...unmentionable in half!

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So it's 9-11 again, and they say sign the patriot act and go bomb a country...cmon, hit me, nah nah nah nah nah

You didn't beg me well enough yet.

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Isn't that what got us to this point

?

Umm...no...we didn't start the fire. We were just sitting around playing in the sand, watching Doris Day movies, blowing bubbles and, and, and, and....then,

the comet came and
Rove was his name
the power took the hours,
the innocence was gone
gone like a dream song
didn't want to go on
couldn't let em have power
speak in our name
so we picked up a pen
picked up a vote
no taking it on the chin
gotta rise up, she wrote
gotta getta em down
won't be their clown
picked up a gun
ready for the shout
didn't have to fire
people went to polls
got back our name
he ain't us he just the man
we don't have to rumble
if ya get him out of town
Rove jumped the shark
knew he the jig was up
we got back the power
we drinkin fine water
playing in the snow
not feeling so low
hangin in the sun
bringin back the fun!

heart doesn't rap that well, but maybe it will drive your seriousness into a smile

WORD! to rla!

We all have an inner Tank Girl don't we?

I'm takin Jet and Tank Girl to another place, where it ain't so serious!