National Rifle Association to Arm Church Members
by Don Monkerud / March 7th, 2009 (28)

The National Rifle Association is coming to the rescue of fearful true believers in Arkansas, who fear they might be shot in church and wake up in hell. These worshipers recently had their demands to bear arms in places of worship turned down by the state senate after a number of church shootings across the country.

The fear is so great that state authorities estimate that last month 120,000 Arkansas churchgoers purchased handguns, rifles, automatic rifles and even used Soviet tanks and an aircraft carrier to protect themselves from crazed worshipers, who take the Bible injunction, “an eye for an eye,” …

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