I actually got this in an email from our director of emergency preparedness just now:


Subject: Hurricane Preparedness

We have entered the hurricane season. Every day till December 1st, you'll turn on the TV to see a weather
person pointing to some radar blob out in the Gulf of Mexico and making two basic meteorological points:

(1) There is no need to panic.
(2) We could all be killed.

Yes, hurricane season is an exciting time to be in Louisiana . If you're new to the area, you're probably
wondering what you need to do to prepare for the possibility that we'll get hit by 'the big one.' Based on
our experiences, we recommend that you follow this simple 3-step hurricane preparedness plan:

STEP 1: Buy enough food and bottled water to last your family for at least 3 days.
STEP 2: Put these supplies into your car.
STEP 3: Drive to Nebraska and remain there until Halloween.

Unfortunately, statistics show that most people will not follow this sensible plan. Most people will
foolishly stay here in Louisiana. We'll start with one of the most important hurricane preparedness items:

HOMEOWNERS' INSURANCE:

If you own a home, you must have hurricane insurance. Fortunately, this insurance is cheap and
easy to get, as long as your home meets 2 basic requirements:

(1) It is reasonably well-built, and
(2) It is located in Nebraska .

Unfortunately, if your home is located in, or near any other area that might actually be hit by a hurricane,
most insurance companies would prefer not to sell you hurricane insurance because then they might be
required to pay YOU money, and that is certainly not why they got into the insurance business in the first place.

So you'll have to scrounge around for an insurance company that will charge you an annual premium roughly
equal to the replacement value of your house. At any moment, this company can drop you like used dental floss.
Since Hurricane Katrina, most Louisianans have had an estimated 27 different home-insurance companies.
This week I'm covered by the Bob and Big Stan Insurance Company under a policy which states that, in addition
to my premium, Bob and Big Stan are entitled, on demand, to my kidneys.

SHUTTERS:

Your house should have hurricane shutters on all the windows, all the doors and, if it's a major hurricane,
all the toilets. There are several types of shutters, with advantages and disadvantages:

Plywood shutters: The advantage is that, because you make them yourself, they're cheap.
The disadvantage is that, because you make them yourself, they will fall off.

Sheet-metal shutters: The advantage is that these work well once you get them all up.
The disadvantage is that once you get them all up, your hands will be useless bleeding stumps ... and it will be December.

Roll-down shutters: The advantages are that they're very easy to use and will definitely protect your house.
The disadvantage is that you will have to sell your house to pay for them.

Hurricane-proof windows: These are the newest wrinkle in hurricane protection: They look like ordinary windows,
but they can with stand hurricane winds. You can be sure of this, because the salesman says so. He lives in Nebraska .

HURRICANE PROOFING YOUR PROPERTY:

As the hurricane approaches, check your yard for movable objects like barbecue grills, planters, patio furniture,
visiting relatives, etc. You should, as a precaution, throw these items into your swimming pool (if you don't have
a swimming pool, you should have one built immediately). Otherwise, the hurricane winds will turn these objects
into deadly missiles.

EVACUATION ROUTE:

If you live in a low-lying area, you should have an evacuation route planned out. To determine whether
you live in a low-lying area, look at your driver license. If it reads ' Louisiana ,' you live in a low-lying area.
The purpose of having an evacuation route is to avoid being trapped in your home when a major storm hits.
Instead, you will be trapped in a gigantic traffic jam several miles from your home, along with two hundred
thousand other evacuees. So, as a bonus, you will not be lonely.

HURRICANE SUPPLIES:

If you don't evacuate, you will need a mess of supplies. Do not buy them now! Louisiana tradition requires
that you wait until the last possible minute, then go to the supermarket and get into vicious fights with strangers
over who gets the last can of SPAM. In addition to food and water, you will need the following supplies:

a) 23 flashlights. At least $167 worth of batteries that, when the power goes off, turn out to be the wrong size
for the flashlights or are old batteries with no power.
-b Bleach. (No, I don't know what the bleach is for. NOBODY knows what the bleach is for, but it's traditional, so GET some!)
c) 55 gallon drum of underarm deodorant.
d) A big knife that you can strap to your leg. (This will be useless in a hurricane, but it looks cool.)
e) $35,000 in cash or diamonds so that, after the hurricane passes, you can buy a generator from a man with no discernible teeth.

Of course these are just basic precautions. As the hurricane draws near, it is vitally important that you keep
abreast of the situation by turning on your television and watching TV reporters in rain slickers stand right
next to the ocean and tell you over and over how vitally important it is for everybody to stay away from the ocean.

Good luck! And remember ... It's great living in Paradise . Hurricane season will be over December 1st.


(My) Parish

Office of Homeland Security and

Emergency Preparedness

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If you carry guns your gallow's humor involves firearms discharges; live in La., hurricane jokes.
A smile to start the day, costs one email; knowing the guys you count on are cool, priceless.

Prudent IH. But did you see the program about weaponized weather? I did last night on the History Channel. I do not know what the truth is but they are saying there is compelling evidence we are in some kind of "Weather War" using something called "HARP". Using high power ELF (Extremely Low Frequency) radio waves broadcast from a number of "experimental" stations around the world the writers of this program are suggesting we are either all being experimented on and or we have been engaged in a secret "Weather War" for quite a while. They speculate about Katrina as being a blow from "America's enemies".

http://www.history.com/shows.do?action=det...pisodeId=464914

Anyway the upshot of the program was that for three straight years since Katrina there seems to be an unusual high intensity High Pressure area "parked" off Florida that is acting like a "Bumper" to deflect Hurricanes.

Who knows?

Just a disturbing thought.

As we do every year we are stacking pallets of water..
Hoarding canned goods and batteries.
This is a yearly thing ,but last year it was a lifesaver.
This time around we have added a few cases of MRES and more AMMO..
It was a bitch to run patrols and we did have to take on some looters, but in the end we were OK..



I started with peas and peppers and I will be adding tomato broccoli and spinach to our victory garden...

A city boy can survive...

TRoU:

I did see the HAARP thing on history...weird huh?
I wonder what it really does? Let's ask Graham...

BigTom:

Yup everyone turns to being a Boy Scout this season of the year.
Any city in Texas ain't far from the heart of the country, IMO.
The weather has finally cooled a little and I've got a tray of green beans
and one of okra I'm going to try to get in - between the plants I just pulled
(Spring) , the few that are still making a little and my Winter garden.
If they don't get washed away they should thrive!

We've started getting our afternoon rains this week...
hey, if you don't like the weather...just wait...