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Looking for funny? Is it poetry or jokes? All political?

Tongue in cheek articles with a political slant, fake news headlines, daily commentary on the bizarre, that kind of thing.

Oh like my old fat drudge reporting things. Comments on the bizarre from me, Hey I don't like to beat my own drum.

Heres my advice for today though, follow it its very sound....
If it looks like a rock, don't take it swimming.... I have taken to writing things that the famous Ross Perot might say. He truly was strange. I miss him, did he die in a car hood accident? He was always looking under the hood." Americas a car, we gotta fix it, lets lift up the hood and get to work" I think Bush stole "its hard work" comments from Perot, I'd research it but it's hard work!!

Oh this isn't a submission by the way. Just me rambling at 12:30 because I quit drinking beer but replaced it with cola.

yeah you sound like you'll be good for the project.

I'll try to think of stuff. In the meantime if you go through anything I wrote in here and find it funny, please feel free to take it.

So - Karl Rove walks up to the president. Says "Mr. President can you sign this proclamation on highway safety?" President says "OK. Are we for it or against it?" (rim shot, please)

my daughter and grand daughter had come home from shopping. the 2 year old wanted the TV on my daughter told her the electricity was off they were working on the line. she said call paw paw he can fix it with big tears running down her cheek. lol i still get a laugh when i think about this

wish i could fix this election

I nominate Tomhye and Eugeenie. They are the funniest satirists on the board IMHO.

I have figured out the plan here....This is a conspiracy to stop me from posting in the boards, Keep him busy writing for a non existing site..... its a vast left/moderate/right wing conspiracy....Well you all got together and plotted this one huh??? Hmmm that was my intention all along,,,,Im a uniter by being a divider.. Seems the conpirators have been out conspiratized (excuse my Limbaughonian phrasetry) I plotted this whole thing, I knew your every move way ahead of time.. Now Im off to plot my next brilliant world changing manuever...

Damn! He got away!

Got away? You have no idea!

a para quote:
Stolen from here........





always click an image from dante. it is a way of "embedding" images and links that the people like, but some others might not

no link for dot org or dot com. but domain names taken

maybe at saharian bozart dot com?

saharianbozart.com

hlm
dante the red

TYhis is the part where i break out singing if I only had a brain?????

Submitted for your approval:

""Since the Republicans think we progressives are all X-Files / conspiracy theorists, I thought they'd love to find that the Democratic Party had been taken over...by a a secret POWERFUL society of funloving beer guzzling good ol' boys and girls. You want to know where W was during his 'Lost Year' ? He was with us until we kicked his sorry butt outta our or-gan-i-zation and erased all a his brain cells.

And that movie "National Treasure" ? It's about where our ceremonial secret worshipful still was hidden.

Furthermore, E Clampus Vitus is behind many of the Dan Brown novel- inspiring secret society novels (remember "Angels and Demons" ?).

ECV has the Knights of Malta and the Illuminati a shakin and a quakin in their boots already. The Freemasons and Knight Templar recoil at the mere mention of our name. The streets of DC are oriented upon a Masonic grid pattern, but if you look real closely, you will see that the outhouses near the Smithsonian are shaped in pattern of the constellation Orion, much revered in Clamper lore (a 'shucky darn' moment for all the uninitiated). Be forewarned.

Even the CIA seeks to control them and former naval intelligence Lt. j.g. Bob Woodward is rumored to have tried to inflitrate to no avail, he is way way way overqualified for our illustrious assemblage. Won't comment on his partyin' pardner Bernstein, however, who's known to be ECV material, iffin' ya know what I mean. Wooderd can sip sherries with Greenspan, we'll take quaffs with Bernstein, especially after his Rolling Stone piece "The CIA and The Media" in Oct. 1977.

Former Redskins running back John Riggins is said to have made his famous remark "Lighten up, Sandy baby" after coming to a DC press club dinner after a Clamper lodge meeting and being seated next to Justice Sandra Day O'Connor. Way to go Johnny ! They can't take it with them and you show'd 'em. http://www.townhall.com/columnists/jaybryant/jb20040721...

The Clampers do not solicit membership, so don't expect us to go a lookin' fer ya'll, ya hear ?

Signed
Grand Pobob of the East

http://www.sonnet.com/eqdir/clmpmain.html

Republicans are usually not allowed membership under ANY circumstances. Too judgemental and good judgement spoils a good time.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - ECV member Benjamin Franklin, 1776."

Someone thought I was on acid when I posted the above, to which I replied:

""Our acid was supplied by the CIA.... in fact, Leary's supply came from our neck of the woods. Think I'm kiddin' eh ? Read
"Acid Dreams: The Complete Social History of LSD, The Sixties, and Beyond" by Martin A. Lee and Bruce Shlain ... the brotherhood of eternal love, etc., etc.

http://www.spinelessbooks.com/bookviews/LeeM_AD.html

Who'd ya think sent Dr Tim into orbit ? The company, with Clamper help of course. In fact, Clay Shaw tried to fob off JFK's murder onto us'n but we wouldn't take kindly to being used by the CIA. In fact, we USE THEM for our nefarious purposes. Capt'n Tripps indeed !

We were considering membership applications by none other than Sen Orrin Hatch and his pardner in crime Robert F. Bennett but since Bennett had already been used by the company once (during Watergate as Mullen & Co. director) and Orrin is, well, the biggest stick in the mud this side of Kabul, we had to pass. Nuthin personal, just not real good ol boys who'll git 'er done. Now those MIT and CalTech kids who put Mickey Mouse hands on the UCBerkeley campanile and shorted out the CalTech elevators during finals and to top it off spilled buteric acid all over the hallways...they are honorary 33rd degree Clampers.""

(( http://www.democraticunderground.com/discu...&mesg_id=270343 ))

And finally, Ever hear of lithium ? I hear Bush wants it in our water supplies...but it'll do him no good, all the lithium in the world could make his policies look better !

http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0ISW/is_249/...

(( http://www.democraticunderground.com/discu...mesg_id=2924946 ))

darnit you figured us out!

LOL

no we can have fun and educate at the same time

Dante is incredibly funny. I think you ought to ask him for some stuff. Check out his posts they are cool.

You promised you wouldn't tell!!!!!!!!

"Livin In America" might work for y'all....

The other songs might be too much :o

www.feoyloco.com for mp3!

you wrote that having me in mind? awww...

throw in an issue to fuel me ; )

for now, i'm just for rallying all over us to get onan's sin(common interpretation) enter penal code, should the virginian thing pass...