QUOTE(amy @ Jan 10 2006, 06:38 PM)
Spring-like here, Livy.....
in the 50s...
calling for 58 this Thursday ....
unbelieveable for this time of year.....
QUOTE(Livyjr @ Jan 2 2006, 07:21 AM)
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
And as does happen in here from time to time, we have one of those perhaps-Jungian TRIPLE-JUXTAPOSITION EVENTS happening in here, right before our eyes, as these things should, of course, if they are to have any real meaning outside the pages of some dusty tome or other on human psychology ....
At the same time, we have this interesting and rather mind-boggling conundrum above about why gas station restrooms are always locked .....
Juxtaposed with amy's comments about how warm it is for this time of the year .....
And that is then juxtaposed with a story about Richard "TAMMANY DICK" Cheney being hospitalized for shortness of breath .....
All pretty much at the same time ...
Which is what JUNGIAN SYNCHRONICITY is really all about, when you get right down to it ....
And those of us up here in the cold country, yea, the veritable hinterlands of civilization itself, see a definite connection ....
Or at least we believe we do, since in America today, EVERYTHING involving "TAMMANY DICK" is top secret and classified .....
But what we understand, despite all that secrecy, is that as the CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER of the TOP-SECRET UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ENERGY TASK FORCE, "TAMMANY DICK" ordered those gas station restrooms to be locked up tight and kept that way until he gave the order to open them .....
As we understand it, and this is certainly believable when it comes to "TAMMANY DICK" and his GOUGER and PROFITEER buddies in the ENERGY BID-NESS, "old "TAMMANY" and the GOUGERS and PROFITEERS hoped to drive out a lot of older folks up here from their homes due to inability to pay their vastly inflated heating bills, which would then make their property available to REPUBLICAN LAND SPECULATORS, and old "TAMMANY" was afraid that some of these people might find a gas station restroom actually open, where they might find some scant shelter from the elements .....
And old "TAMMANY" considered this to be a form of stealing from the gas companies .....
These old folks finding shelter in an unlocked gas station rest room somewhere here in OUR America ....
So he ordered them to be locked ...
To protect the oil industry, of course, from someone trying to steal from them ....
And what this has to do with his shortness of breath, as we understand it, is that old "TAMMANY" was then hoping to be able to rent these rest rooms out to FEMA as emergency shelters for these old people when the real cold weather came, and these old folks were huddled out there in the cold, which is good for a sympathy factor that old "TAMMANY" figured he could use to good advantage in having FEMA pay top dollar for these restrooms as shelters for these dispossessed old folks .......
But as amy points out, nature so far has not been cooperating with "TAMMANY DICK" .....
It's been warmer than he figured ....
And so the oil company profits are falling off .....
And the old people are not getting forced out of their homes as fast as old "TAMMANY" was hoping .....
Which now puts his plan to have a FEMA bail-out on questionable ground ...
Which then threatens the profits of the oil companies even further ....
Which then apparently caused "TAMMANY DICK" to flip right out, big-time, and apparently he started kicking this and that, and stomping on things with his heel, and in the course of throwing this alleged fit, he hurt himself on the foot, or feet, maybe ...
And so, he was put on some kind of drugs or other ....
Which got him short of breath .....
And so ....
JUNGIAN SYNCHRONICITY in action, right before our eyes ....
And how about that for juxtaposition, will you?