One of the currently-circulating e-mails is entitled Brain Cramps.

Heather Whitestone, who went on to become Miss America 1995, was asked a question in the 1994 Miss USA contest:

Q: "If you could live forever, would you, and why?"

A: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."

Mariah Carey: "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for the Federal anti-smoking campaign: "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

Winston Bennnet, University of Kentucky basketball forward:
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."

Marion Barry, Mayor, City of Washington, D.C.: Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."

Hilary Clinton, commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents: "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the President."

A Congressional candidate in Texas: "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."

Al Gore, Vice President of the U.S.: "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

Dan Quayle: "I love Caifornia. I practically grew up in Phoenix."

Lee Iacocca: "We've got to pause and ask ourselves:
'How much clean air do we need?'"

Joe Theissmann, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst:
"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

Col. Gerald Wellmann, ROTC instructor: "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."

Bill Clinton, US President: "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

Al Gore, VP: "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

Keppel Enderberry: "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."

Department of Social Services (Greenville, SC): "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may re-apply if there is a change in your circumstances."

Mark S. Fowler, Chairman of the FCC: "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."