How 'bout some more really bad Easter jokes, eh?

When one breeds an angora rabbit with an Easter Bunny is that a cross hair?

Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter.
Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas.

Altzheimer's Advantage #2 :- You can hide your own Easter eggs.

Q. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
A. Two points, just like anyone else.

Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A. The Ether Bunny

Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A. He doesn't want the other bunnies to know tht he was fooling around with the chickens.



Hi ho, hi ho, 'tis off to Girl Scouts I go.... wish me luck!

Doc - Hi Ho, Hi Ho...off you go! You are the one that is the superstar.

Know what folks...I am absolutely exhausted.

Noep, naut a durn thin fur speling.
Gawsh durn it.


The mystery remains.


Doc, I like your Easter jokes. (
Does this mean I have a juvenile mind ?)

Yes.

Yep, but the sun is shining at the moment thanks to seeing you TRoU !!

It's so good to see you back !

Ok .. tell you what you do ..

is it still snowing ? Strip and go for a stroll.. stop by a few neighbours to say hi... it may not really improve how tired you are Skillet but it sure as heck will get your motor started again !

And it just might buy you a rest if the neighbours call out the sheriff. Can you think of a better excuse for taking a day off ?

Seriously, take a day off and rest.

I've had such a rotten day I thought I would post something nice:

Very pretty, Snuff, but what's wrong? Tell Sister Mary Pegatha!

What a week this has been for returnees.

But, look out,

The latest returnee is:

Beautiful pictures, Snuff. I am sorry you had a rotten day.
Can we help ? You are always busy doing so much for all the members.

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Nice to see Betty stop by and say hello.

For sure it's been one of those days for me.




However, I had a "spit the coffee on the keyboard "moment after reading one of Pegatha's posts out on the forums.....tears rolling down the face...it felt great!

Snuff's photos are beautiful.....thanks for posting.

Yes, where has Betty been hiding? It's time for another one of the teen Betty stories - I think she owes us one.

Nice pics Sheriff.

Anyone have plans for Easter? We'll be going to #1 daughter's house and she's asked me to bring something. Cringe. Any suggestions?

One of my best friends: His name is Guy and he kept me company when I was shooting the flowers series. He is the youngest of my three canines - weighing in around 87 lbs - three years old. And he is a real sweet lug.

Aw- I love doggies ! Guy just makes 'ya wanta hug him, he's so cuddly looking ! No way -P would mistake Guy for a wolf !
And you took those photos yourself, Snuff ? Very nice !

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Betty's been very busy with Les, I think. I am sure she will regale us soon again. In the meantime, she could use a , I think.

Redbird- wish I could make a suggestion but that is Amy's department. Anything I would suggest would be inedible.

SonPie arrives home on Friday and will grace us with his presence until mid day Sunday.
He emailed me a most elaborate recipe for a salt encrusted turkey (?) and said if I would pick up the ingredients at the store, he would prepare it. He loves to cook and was making some type of wonton thingy (can't remember what he called it) when I spoke to him tonight. And, WS, he has not started that big paper for his Public Policy course yet. (due Tuesday). I am thinking maybe he should skip college and go to a culinary institute...

Wow! I didn't realize that you took those. Lovely work!

Redbird, I suggest fricaseed lapin. Here's a recipe:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/re...6_23676,00.html

BAADDD PEGATHA.....

I survived another one!Nah, methinks 'tis probably 'cause you're readin' somethin' into them.Still got your cold? Oh, wait a minute, methinks maybe it was 'cause Winston was actin' up earlier, eh? Want Noonan to beat him up for you?

Welsh Rarebit (Rabbit)?

User: XXXX from Lebanon, PA User Rating: [5 stars]
I found this recipe very easy and delicious. My family loved the flavor and tenderness of the meat. One complaint was hard time finding rabbit but, worth the look.




had I only known I was stepping into it again.
Welsh Rarebit, Rabbit or "Caws Pobi" gets its name quite literally from the words rare (meaning very lightly cooked) and bit (a small piece or portion). It is an ideal savoury snack. Try it for Sunday morning brunch with some freshly brewed coffee.

Thanks Doc - just what I've always craved - a lightly cooked wabbit.

Good to see the prodigal sons and daughters returning!

Plans for Easter? Just work. Everyday is the same for me.

Happy Passover!!!



On this day the Jews all get drunk and pray for Elijah the Prophet to come (that would be the apocolypse sort of for Pegatha )

For Behold Oh Israel the Day of Liberation has come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Jews from Arab lands are called "mizrahi" from the original term for Egypt (Mizrahim or land of misery LOL).

This explains some things



But then, there is all that wine one is forced to consume

I hear that Mizrahi is a damn-fine designer.

Oh yeah...that guy....I heard that too. I think he must be a Jew decended from an Arab Jewish family. You know, last names are pretty new in history. Mostly professions or towns or areas.

Are we chatting on Friday night, or some other night because of holiday time this week?

Had a meeting myself tonight, I may need some of SonPie's help soon.

and Pie says, "Be still my heart". You're going to be her new hero.

Hey, it's my plan to be there...

Got the $2 Chuck chillin' in the 'frig even as we speak!

Jeff Foxworthy Roast.........



Hands down the best presidential impersonation I have ever seen. You'll swear this guy is really Bush.
Very, very funny...


http://www.wimp.com/bushcomedy/

I'm headed up to Westchester on Friday and then on to Williams on Saturday to spend the weekend with my son who has to write a paper that is due next week. I hope the weather holds. Should be a nice weekend. Not likely I will make it to chat on Friday. The road calls.

Had an interesting discusion with a brother this evening who returned to the States after working in the UAE for a year. He has a girlfriend who lives in Uganda with her family and when he traveled there to meet the family, one thing that struck him was how the locals defered to him simply because he was an American. He had asked his girlfriend about this and she said it was that they (the locals) thought he was a representative of the United States and was backed up by the might of the US. He also talked about how people here really don't know what being poor is compared to how many in Uganda live.

The little woman loves me again. Had a message form her when I returned from a job late this morning and I returned the call. As I couldn't get in contact with the people I had earlier planned to do some work for and she was home alone with nothing scheduled herself, I went to her place and spent the afternoon with her. We talked, had fun, then we went for a drive and it was a great day for that. Got back to her place and we talked some more while she put together some food for me to take back home for dinner.

So, while I didn't get much done work wise today, it was, all in all, a very good day.

For sure ! Spoke to SonPie about summer job and did not get the kind of response a mother wishes to hear. N, his last exams are on April 28th and after that, he's all yours.
I stick by my willingness to underwrite his expenses in full, as long as you will give him some good, hard job experience. (Of course we must find a way to deal with the girlfriend issue.. mmmmm)

As for chat, well... Son will probably want his room, so if he is ignoring us (probable scenario), I will use the laptop and try to make chat as soon as I can. My spelling will be even better than usual, typing on those little bitty keys with no "feel" to them.

Snuff: hope you have a wonderful weekend ! We will miss you at chat, though.

Glad you had a good day, Des.

And y'all thought I was weird:

http://www.courttv.com/trials/castration/041106_ctv.html

Never had the opinion that you were wierd. Always think of you as someone fun to banter with and good to talk to.

Easter has been cancelled.

Enjoy your weekend with your son, Snuff! Your dog is beautiful.

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I am going ignore the Easter is off post. Poor bunny.

Nobody here is wierd. Even those who tend to tick me off and get my juices flowing on a regular basis I believe to be good people at heart.

Sounds like a good, comfortable day...

Damn! I did NOT need to friggin' know that!

I need some or I'll get

Good morning everyone!
(or what ever 'tis where ever you is, eh?)

Geez, y'all were busy here last night, eh? Gettin' pretty close to #800, ain't we?

More really bad Easter humor:

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.

Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!

Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march

Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.

Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
A: Tired.

Nasty wierd weather, so methinks fishin' might be out of the question today. Guess I'll cut and paint new steps for the back patio, eh?

Here's hopin' the weather's great where ever y'all are at. Enjoy the day, be safe, stay well, stay away from conspiracy threads and remember to play nice!

Well, one more day of work and then it's Spring Break. It might be nice weather during Break too, nice change from the ice storms or freezing weather we've had in past years.

Ignore this post, it's just a place holder.

Good Morning All. Am in better spirits today and have received some wonderful PMs from you - and you know who you are - and while Passover is winding down, Holy Week is gearing up. I hope all of you have a very Happy Easter. I'm going up to Williamstown to have dinner with my son and the Freshman basketball players Saturday night - they have already had Spring Break. On Sunday, we will have Easter Dinner with some of his cousins in Connecticut and then back to Williams Sunday night. Returning to DC on Monday. Hope the weather holds. At least I don't have to deal with thoughts of snow and ice. At least I hope not. Could be worse. Could be the mudslides people are getting in Mill Valley, California, one of my old haunts.
Best to all.
The Snuff

Congrats Snuff - on the post, and the uplift in your spirits

I haven't been able to be around much lately and miss you all ! I popped in just now as I want to be sure I catch all of you with my Easter greetings to all of you.

I'll have you know I got up in the middle of the night just to make this for all of you

Its actually a self portrait.

That's probably the best news we'll hear all day, eh?
Could be there's a few nasty thunder boomers in store for Saturday.

Oh, btw

Methinks everyone here realizes that there are things and people that come first! Rest assured that when you're gone for a while you and yours're still in in our thoughts.

And now, whatever else you do Pegatha, please don't click on this link!

It's beautiful, Betty ! Thank you.

Snuff, so glad you are going to have a fun weekend with your son, his friends, and cousins. Just taking a wild guess, but I'd bet your are the team's favorite Mom !

Nice set up, Noonan. And Snuff fell right into it... couldn't happen to anyone nicer.

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Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.

Keep 'em coming, Doc.