The poor president
is racking his small brain for
a suitable speech.

Too late to be known as
George the First, He's sure to be
Known as George The WORST!

President Dubya,
does it hurt to be so dumb?
Remember to breathe!

All ''Hail to the Shrub''
That's what they tell us to do
But I'm unable.

If all you have is
ignorance and confidence,
then success is sure.

He who tortures my
enemies is not my friend.
Torture is the foe.

Very good, LB.

Your Haiku's are terrific.

The only one I can offer is:

Objects in mirror

Are closer than they appear

So back off *sshole

That is great, Jeff. Actually, I have not written any. Those are the best ones I have found on the internet. (Mind you, I have not looked for them properly, I am sure there are many many more.)

Georgie Porgey Pudding and Pie
Kissed the truth
Goodbye.

L.B.Copywright (sp?) 2006 (see today's date)

George went out to slay a dragon
But rather blew up some
Pregnant women.



LB Copywrite Copyright Copywright (???) as above.

Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
All he could ever do was lie.
When the kids came out to play
Georgie Porgie had planted landmines.

Check Engine light is on
Hit Check Engine Light with fist
Check Engine light is off.

My ones above are not haiku. As you can see, haiku have three lines with 5,7,5 syllables respectively. They are usually connected to the season. Right now, for example, the theme in the northern hemisphere would be the autumn, or things of the autumn.

my 2 contributions are 5,7,5

Bringing them freedom
The death count soaring higher
We'd rather they'd stop.

The Devil's Arrows
Erected by the druids
Now we have missiles.

Leonardo's code -
Sponsored by Milan's old duke
- The Serpent's Family.

Connecting the dots
Priests, politics, and bad men
The Black Madonna?

On St Aidan's Day
Flowers drenched in many tears
Where are her killers?

William Blake wrote poems -
The archdruid of Britain -
One about Zion.

The Titanic Sunk,
The rich make a public bank.
Then the wars began.

WOW.

V e e e e e r y good, LB.

Thanks, Jeff.

There are a lot of tin-foil sites that claim the Titanic was destroyed NOT by an iceberg but by an EXPLOSION. As it turned out, there were on board a number of wealthy Americans who were OPPOSED to the "beast from Jekyll Island" as the Federal Reserve System was called.

Naturally, their opposition was silenced after the ship sank.

Is there a connection?

Who knows.

I will be putting forward my opinions in due course. :hexe:

Here is one that you inspired me to write, Jeff.

On Jeckyll Island
The rich men sat down to smoke
Thinking up their wars.

Inigo's soldiers -
What are they plotting today,
Behind the closed doors?

you are on a roll, LB

Make hay while the sun shines, is my policy.

One John Chapter Five
I almost fell off my seat.
Who changed the Bible?

Last night I got these ones:

(911)
I look at the snap.
Examining it for proof:
Where is the airplane?

(London)
The diverted bus:
The blast blew off the whole roof.
Who knew beforehand?

(London)
On Canary Wharf
Two young men executed
After the bombings.

The Warren Report
And nine one one commission
Did not tell the truth

Easy isn't it? Once you know the truth about things.

The year sixteen five
A busy year for plotters
Especially the fox.

Nine eleven brought
Murder of three thousand souls
Bush led us to war

The Moon's Made of Green Cheese - part one and two

On television
Men walked on the moon they said
But I have my doubts.


One giant leap for
Mankind would be to step back
And prove if it's true.

Aftermath of London Bombings

Jean Charles boards the train
To be shot by the police.
What was it he knew?

I sit having tea
My friend joins me later on
I notice some spies.

Everything I learn
I keep to myself for now
Fear for my family.

They killed my brother
But that gave me more courage
Everything's for God.

One small step for Man
One Giant Leap for Mankind
Is that really true?

Ask not what you can
Do for your country ask what
It can do for YOU

Foley took a dive
Another Republican
In the light of shame

Our Constitution
Aged two hundred twenty six
Now must rest in peace

Yorkshire tragedy:
something is not right about
the very sad story.

A reporter dies
For whom was she working though?
She's not working now.

Searching for the clues -
I see innocent faces
Suffering in silence.

Just a small point seen
Pointing the way to the truth
Through the screen of lies.

One day we must die,
And wherever they put us
We have just one grave.

The German prisoners
Made calling cards for Japan:
Little and Fat Boy.

Salhalin Island
Environmentally unsound
Russia keeps the gas.

Iran under the gun
Planes ships missiles on alert
Cheney gives the sign

(To members of my family...)

If I were to put
Enough distance between us
Would you respect me?

(The Troubles)

They all gang up on
The weakest person around
To make them feel strong.

An astronaut killed
He left something for us all
A roasted lemon.

The ship of fascism
Sinking like the Titanic...
Worse horrors will come.

The mind control box
Sitting like the oracle;
Filling empty brains.

Deceived by her man
She grabs the next one she sees...
And heeds no advice.

I stink

You smell

we are ripe

When I was young

I was younger

I am now older

an echo this post was

I edited it

we have harmony

Trampled underfoot

In the parks of Tokyo town

A delicacy.