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Cool! Redbirds Home too?

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Not abducted by aliens....I think that's probably a good thing....But the Fantastic Journey sounds like it would be fun.

So, can we get in formation? C'mon? We can do it!

Fall In!

Sound Off!

Happy Veteran's Day

Happy Marine's Birthday!

Or just plain HAPPY!

luv,
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Pegatha
mtnmagic
Sound Off, fall in...skillet checking in.
Snuffysmith
The switch to HDTV is coming:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/36608/talkshow-w...esten-cable-psa

This is funny.
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Hey, does anyone know anything about Cobbling? I'm still trying to get my combat MIA boots with the peace signs and doves resoled? What is the best glue to use to reglue my soles?

Oh, and I thought this would be appropriate for our "fall in"...That is, if Peg is having a Penguin day and not a thunder kitty day.




Oh, and has anyone seen Tinkerbell yet? What a great, colorful fun little disney movie.
Snuffysmith
NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS a.. CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.
b.. CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.
c.. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
d.. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
e.. VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
f.. P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
g.. BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
h.. STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
i.. STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
j.. STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
k.. FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
l.. MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
m.. CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
n.. YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
o.. WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
p.. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nut house.
q.. PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.
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Rofl2.gif Wow Snuff, great find!

Congratulations to Ann Dunwoody! Nice Going!

WASHINGTON (AP) — The career of Ann E. Dunwoody ascended Friday from humble beginnings 33 years ago at Fort Sill, Okla., to a peak never before reached by a woman in the U.S. military: four-star general.

At an emotional promotion ceremony, Dunwoody added a fourth star and, looking back on her years in uniform, said it was a credit to the Army that she was given a chance to rise through the ranks in a male-dominated military.

"Thirty-three years after I took the oath as a second lieutenant, I have to tell you this is not exactly how I envisioned my life unfolding," she told a standing-room-only auditorium. "Even as a young kid, all I ever wanted to do was teach physical education and raise a family."

"It was clear to me that my Army experience was just going to be a two-year detour en route to my fitness profession," she added. "So when asked, `Ann, did you ever think you were going to be a general officer, to say nothing about a four-star?' I say, `Not in my wildest dreams.'
"There is no one more surprised than I — except, of course, my husband. You know what they say, `Behind every successful woman there is an astonished man.'"

Later, at Fort Belvoir, Va. — her birthplace — Dunwoody was being sworn in as commander of the Army Materiel Command, responsible for equipping, outfitting and arming all soldiers. Just five months ago, she became the first female deputy commander there.
Dunwoody, 55, has made it clear that she feels no need for special acclaim for her historic achievement.

"The recognition makes her a little bit uncomfortable from the standpoint of the gender aspect — that we're making a big deal (that) she is the first female general officer," Bryan Whitman, a Pentagon spokesman, said Thursday in announcing that Defense Secretary Robert Gates would attend her promotion ceremony.

When she was nominated by President George W. Bush in June for promotion to four-star rank, Dunwoody issued a statement saying she was humbled.
"I grew up in a family that didn't know what glass ceilings were," she said. "This nomination only reaffirms what I have known to be true about the military throughout my career — that the doors continue to open for men and women in uniform."

She also told an internal Army publication, "While I may be the first, I know I won't be the last."

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/articl...qTr3owD94ERKUG0
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"People are often unreasonable, illogical,and self-centered; Forgive them anyway.

If you are kind, People may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; Be kind anyway.

If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies; Succeed anyway.

If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; Be honest and frank anyway.

What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight. Build anyway.

If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous; Be happy anyway.

The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow; Do good anyway.

Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough; Give the world the best you've got anyway.

You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God; It was never between you and them anyway." innocent.gif

Are we going dancing yet?


mtnmagic
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"People are often unreasonable, illogical,and self-centered; Forgive them anyway.

If you are kind, People may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; Be kind anyway.

If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies; Succeed anyway.

If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; Be honest and frank anyway.

What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight. Build anyway.

If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous; Be happy anyway.

The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow; Do good anyway.

Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough; Give the world the best you've got anyway.

You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God; It was never between you and them anyway." innocent.gif

Are we going dancing yet?




Heart - I love that picture. Come on let's go dancing!!!!!
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I'm out dancing, someone keep the lights on for me....not the Motel 6 for crying out loud:)!
Pegatha
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I'm out dancing, someone keep the lights on for me....not the Motel 6 for crying out loud:)!


Don't even ask what they keep burning at the Motel 666...
Frenchy
Pegatha
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That's a great find! Rofl2.gif
Frenchy
My daughter-in-law sent me this... smile.gif

Asylum Street Spankers
Pegatha
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My daughter-in-law sent me this... smile.gif

Asylum Street Spankers


Amen.
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Oh Great! Now when I get home I have to come here and perform an exorcism...That's alright, that's alright...

I' bet not a one a you cares I broke a nail over it either huh! biggrin.gif

Brats! tongue.gif
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That shouldn't offend anyone right?

And now if mtnmagic will copy that and repost will be like placing her hand on it to activate it.

Good? Ok, done!

mtnmagic
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That shouldn't offend anyone right?

And now if mtnmagic will copy that and repost will be like placing her hand on it to activate it.

Good? Ok, done!


There ya go. Sorry about the delay heart, just saw this now.
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Rofl2.gif I was beginning to wonder if you all were demons that I had exorcised! But, I know that's not true.

Thank you Skillet

I'm sending this to Washington like Joe asked me to, so pass it on.

Bail out the Military!

As the government considers a trillion dollars in bailouts for banks,
insurance companies and automakers whose own mismanagement helped cause
the current financial crisis, please don't forget multiple military groups
in grievous circumstances imposed on them by the government through no
fault of their own, including:

1. Caregivers for wounded warriors - mothers, fathers, spouses, and other
loved ones have had to quit their jobs, sell homes, and cash in retirement
funds to provide full-time care to severely wounded servicemembers. The
government owes training, respite, and compensation to those who never
dreamed that a loved one's wounding could put their own livelihood at such
risk.

2. Separated wounded warriors - Thousands of wounded or potential PTSD/TBI
victims were separated with low-balled disability determinations,
"personality disorder" or disciplinary discharges that limited or denied
benefits.

3. Military widows whose sponsors died of service-related causes -
thousands of whom must live on an annuity of $13,000 a year because their
VA survivor benefits are deducted from their Survivor Benefit Plan
annuities. Congress' "first-step" relief provided them only $50 per month.

4. Severely disabled retirees with less than 20 years of service - who
forfeit most or all of their military retired pay to fund their own VA
disability compensation. Congress passed legislation to assist the
combat-disabled, but a glitch in the law stymied that for many. And a 100%
non-combat disabled retiree has no relief.

5. Current military families - who've suffered terrible family separations
because of past government resistance to manpower increases, despite the
long war. Now, some propose cutting back on manpower increases, when the
only possibility for relief is to accelerate them.

6. Guard-Reserve members deployed since 9/11 - whom the government has
acknowledged deserve a reduced retirement age for active duty callups, but
denies credit for those called up (for multiple combat tours in hundreds
of thousands of cases) between 2001 and 2008.

7. Employers of Guard/Reserve personnel -- who deserve permanent tax
breaks to help ease the burden of hiring temporary replacements for
ever-more-frequently deployed staff members.

8. Currently serving uniformed services families (again) - the only large
group of employees denied use of Flexible Spending Accounts to deduct
out-of-pocket health and dependent costs from income and payroll taxes.
Who needs a child care tax break more than a family whose sponsor has been
deployed?



Snuffysmith
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Rofl2.gif I was beginning to wonder if you all were demons that I had exorcised! But, I know that's not true.

Thank you Skillet

I'm sending this to Washington like Joe asked me to, so pass it on.

Bail out the Military!

As the government considers a trillion dollars in bailouts for banks,
insurance companies and automakers whose own mismanagement helped cause
the current financial crisis, please don't forget multiple military groups
in grievous circumstances imposed on them by the government through no
fault of their own, including:

1. Caregivers for wounded warriors - mothers, fathers, spouses, and other
loved ones have had to quit their jobs, sell homes, and cash in retirement
funds to provide full-time care to severely wounded servicemembers. The
government owes training, respite, and compensation to those who never
dreamed that a loved one's wounding could put their own livelihood at such
risk.

2. Separated wounded warriors - Thousands of wounded or potential PTSD/TBI
victims were separated with low-balled disability determinations,
"personality disorder" or disciplinary discharges that limited or denied
benefits.

3. Military widows whose sponsors died of service-related causes -
thousands of whom must live on an annuity of $13,000 a year because their
VA survivor benefits are deducted from their Survivor Benefit Plan
annuities. Congress' "first-step" relief provided them only $50 per month.

4. Severely disabled retirees with less than 20 years of service - who
forfeit most or all of their military retired pay to fund their own VA
disability compensation. Congress passed legislation to assist the
combat-disabled, but a glitch in the law stymied that for many. And a 100%
non-combat disabled retiree has no relief.

5. Current military families - who've suffered terrible family separations
because of past government resistance to manpower increases, despite the
long war. Now, some propose cutting back on manpower increases, when the
only possibility for relief is to accelerate them.

6. Guard-Reserve members deployed since 9/11 - whom the government has
acknowledged deserve a reduced retirement age for active duty callups, but
denies credit for those called up (for multiple combat tours in hundreds
of thousands of cases) between 2001 and 2008.

7. Employers of Guard/Reserve personnel -- who deserve permanent tax
breaks to help ease the burden of hiring temporary replacements for
ever-more-frequently deployed staff members.

8. Currently serving uniformed services families (again) - the only large
group of employees denied use of Flexible Spending Accounts to deduct
out-of-pocket health and dependent costs from income and payroll taxes.
Who needs a child care tax break more than a family whose sponsor has been
deployed?


You should send this to Michelle Obama. After listening to several of her presentations to military families, there is no question that she is one of the few that appreciates the plight of military families.
Pegatha
Snuffysmith
Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.

Katie Couric said, 'Well, I'm a Southerner, so), I'd like one last plate of fried chicken.' The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chicken. Couric ate it all and said, 'Now I can die content.'

Charlie Gibson said, 'I'm living in ' New York , so I'd like to hear the song 'The Moon and Me one last time.' The terrorist's leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song. Gibson was satisfied.

Brian Williams said, 'I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.' The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Williams dictated his comments. He then said, 'Now I can die happy.'

The leader turned and said, 'And now, Mr. US Marine, what is your final
wish?' 'Kick me in the ass,' said the Marine. 'What?' asked the leader, 'Will you mock us in your last hour?' 'No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,' insisted the Marine. So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass. The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, with his knife he slashed the throat of one with an AK-47, which he took, and sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 11! In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives.

As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson and Williams, they asked him, ' Why didn't
you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass?' 'What!?!' replied the Marine, 'and have you three ass holes report that I was the aggressor....? SEMPER FI
Snuffysmith
'Day of Infamy' Lives On In Memory - Timothy Warren, Washington Times

Sixty-seven years after the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor, Edward K. Walker Jr. of Alexandria still "vividly" remembers watching the bombs fall, with little understanding then of the infamous role the event would play in history.
"I just climbed up on the roof to see what was happening, much to my mother's consternation," said Mr. Walker, who was 9 at the time. "I didn't really know what was happening. I just thought it was interesting to watch."
Mr. Walker, the son of a naval officer stationed at Pearl Harbor, later spent 38 years in the Navy, retiring in 1988 as a rear admiral.
He is one of a dwindling number of people who witnessed the forces of Imperial Japan nearly deliver their intended knockout blow to the US Pacific Fleet at its Hawaiian base on Sunday, Dec. 7, 1941. Some of them will be present for the annual wreath-laying at the Navy Memorial on Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest in remembrance of those who died.
mtnmagic
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'Day of Infamy' Lives On In Memory - Timothy Warren, Washington Times

Sixty-seven years after the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor, Edward K. Walker Jr. of Alexandria still "vividly" remembers watching the bombs fall, with little understanding then of the infamous role the event would play in history.
"I just climbed up on the roof to see what was happening, much to my mother's consternation," said Mr. Walker, who was 9 at the time. "I didn't really know what was happening. I just thought it was interesting to watch."
Mr. Walker, the son of a naval officer stationed at Pearl Harbor, later spent 38 years in the Navy, retiring in 1988 as a rear admiral.
He is one of a dwindling number of people who witnessed the forces of Imperial Japan nearly deliver their intended knockout blow to the US Pacific Fleet at its Hawaiian base on Sunday, Dec. 7, 1941. Some of them will be present for the annual wreath-laying at the Navy Memorial on Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest in remembrance of those who died.


Thanks for posting Snuff. I remembered today when I got to work.
Snuffysmith
The Twelve Days of Christmas
Snuffysmith
http://mtblog.vanityfair.com/online/politi...ralbailout.html

Application for the Federal Bail Out Program 2008-2009
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QUOTE(Pegatha @ Dec 6 2008, 11:09 AM) *

Pearl Harbor.....Ahh...Those poor souls. May they rest in peace and let's never let anything like that happen again.

thanks for that cute little picture Peg. It's one of those times when you just want the world to go the hell away, and then you see the cutest little thing that makes you feel like somehow it's all worth it.

Bad news on my brother-in-law, the cancer has spread, so....

It's funny to watch what books people are buying now too, all kinds of religious books and books about appreciating the smaller things of life.

Thanks Snuff too, cute and funny!

luv,
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Snuffysmith
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI2p1W6z7U0&feature=email


Solider Daughter Reunion Cute 3 yr old Granted Wish From Santa
Snuffysmith

What Image Opened Your Eyes to Human Rights?

Post by Staff
Video: In honor of the 60th anniversary of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights on December 10th. A look at images that opened our eyes. More »

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What Image?

Well, as if there haven't been thousands!

I think there is one, and that would be this video I saw that was showing Africans the amount of money that the "Jet Set" in California spend on their dogs, while the Africans didn't even have that much money to eat per day.

But, there were others WAY before that. All of the genocides, the constant reminder by my grandparents that "we" had it so good...And we didn't really understand what that meant until we were older.

Finding out how much of the world's wealth was in the hands of so few people. Watching Vietnamese trying to climb onto helicopters, working with Victims of Torture as an intern, working in the Army and meeting so many people from war torn countries, and training with people from other countries without ever really understanding why they were even in the United States....And then....understanding Kurdistan, and relatives trapped behind crazy people's prisons, and learning that the U.S. has, along with all 5 permanent members of the security counsel, had their hand in just about every war in the world for the past century for reasons unfathomable for the residents, well, it's an ongoing understanding.

The US isn't any better or any worse than all superpowers that came before us; in fact, we're a lot better than most, but, power comes at a price, and we have paid it with the blood of our sons, and daughters, AN..d.mostly, the death and destruction of the rest of the world's population....Sad to say, but it's true.
Snuffysmith
All Bush Wants For Christmas



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Sounds like "Letter's to Obama" if you ask me. Rofl2.gif
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What's going on with eyelashes these days? I love this, but then....I would



This just cracks me up!!




Snuffysmith
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_4qwVLqt9Q


Transcending: Words on Women and Strength by Kelly Corrigan
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Snuff, urock.gif

I hope all RA denizens read this!
Snuffysmith
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Snuff, urock.gif

I hope all RA denizens read this!


Actually, you rock, and so does she. Wasn't that good? I really liked it too.
Pegatha
QUOTE(Snuffysmith @ Dec 17 2008, 07:41 PM) *
QUOTE(heart @ Dec 18 2008, 12:43 AM) *
Snuff, urock.gif

I hope all RA denizens read this!


Actually, you rock, and so does she. Wasn't that good? I really liked it too.


Me, three!
Snuffysmith
This is good! For everyone -- because we either are a mom, and/or we have one!

http://www.vimeo.com/1509073?pg=embed&sec=1509073
Snuffysmith
for those of us over the hill:


What Women Think: A Look at What Young Women Want from the Obama Administration

by Jill Tubman, Jack & Jill Politics
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I don't know where I was supposed to go Snuff, but I found something that just cracked me up there! innocent.gif

BTW: Son's loved the "MOM" video.

My mAmA hasn't gotten back to me yet, but if I know her, she's already showed it to her 40 or so friends. I know she will love it.
Pegatha
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Oh Peg....EEEKKK! stars smiliey.gif Funny though!

The Best Smart Ass Answers of 2008!!

SMART ASS ANSWER #6

It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John , seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked.

'Yes or no,' she replied.



SMART ASS ANSWER #5

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'



SMART ASS ANSWER #4

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?'

The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'



SMART ASS ANSWER #3

The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the officer said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.


SMART ASS ANSWER #2

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, 'Got stuck, huh?'

The truck driver says, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.'


SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2008!!

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'



A BONUS EXTRA

A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.

P.S. (the bonus is that the man is now dead and the judge was female and bought the whole self-defense argument. innocent.gif )
Snuffysmith
I just wanted to wish you all a very Merry Christmas. Stay safe, stay well, and have a wonderful

set of days with your families filled with joy and happiness.

The Snuff
Pegatha
QUOTE(Snuffysmith @ Dec 24 2008, 11:39 AM) *
I just wanted to wish you all a very Merry Christmas. Stay safe, stay well, and have a wonderful

set of days with your families filled with joy and happiness.

The Snuff


Thanks, Snuffy. Same to you!
flydangler


Maligayong Pasko y'all!
mtnmagic
Wishing a wonderful holiday to all of my RA friends.
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Wow! Thanks! Good to see a few posts in here!

Merry Christmas to you all too!

Luv,
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The boys are making me dinner, without making me eat "junk".

A whole can of tuna
a cup of cottage cheese
a half cup of green beans
A WHOLE avacado!

Grapefruit Juice!

and pears with honey on them for desert

YAAAY! They finally "get it"!

I'm gonna have some chocolate later tonight! And some red wine!

I'm off to eat dinner!

Snuffysmith
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The boys are making me dinner, without making me eat "junk".

A whole can of tuna
a cup of cottage cheese
a half cup of green beans
A WHOLE avacado!

Grapefruit Juice!

and pears with honey on them for desert

YAAAY! They finally "get it"!

I'm gonna have some chocolate later tonight! And some red wine!

I'm off to eat dinner!


I have been soooo good this holiday season and have avoided eating any chocolate - I have a big weakness for Sees

candy and I usually give it as a Christmas gift. I have not, however, avoided the red wine. clap.gif
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teehee.gif Red wine isn't bad for you! It's all about moderation!

mAmA makes great chocolate and peanut butter fudge! I'm not good eating that much sugar though.

You have to indulge once in a while. eatthebunny.gif
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