>Some things to do before the Inaugural:
> >
> > 1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.
> >
> > 2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.
> >
> > 3. Cash your Social Security check.
> >
> > 4. See a doctor of your own choosing.
> >
> > 5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.
> >
> > 6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.
> >
> > 7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.
> >
> > 8. Hoard gasoline.
> >
> > 10. Borrow books from library before they're banned -
>Constitutional
> > law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer,
etc.
> >
> > 11. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix -
do
>it
> >now.
> >
> > 12. Come out - then go back in - HURRY!
> >
> > 13. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.
> >
> > 14. Stay out late before the curfews start.
> >
> > 16. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident".
> >
> > 17. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.
> >
> > 18. Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is America".
> >
> > 19. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black -
marry
>a
> > white person.
> >
> > 21. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile
or a
> > base-jumper.
> >
> > 22. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.
> >
> > 23. Start your school day without a prayer.
> >
> > 24. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.
> >
> > 26. Learn French.
> >
> > 28. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.
> >
> > 29. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.
> >
> > 30. Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered
species
>list.
> >
> > 31. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.
> >
> > 32. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.
> >
> > 33. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".
> >
> > 34. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State.
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